Here we go again, we can’t put it off any longer…Christmas is nearly upon us.
There’s lots of things to love about Christmas; alcohol, food, presents…more alcohol…but there are also plenty of things to hate, like Christmas cracker jokes…terrible Christmas cracker jokes.
So without further delay, in this special Christmas edition article, may I present to you a selection of deaf tailored Christmas Cracker jokes that you’ll wish you’d never laid eyes on!
- How do deaf pigs communicate?
With SWINE language!
- What did the police say when they arrested a deaf person?
“You have the right to remain…oh, never mind…”
- Why do farts smell?
To make them accessible to deaf people!
- “Doctor, I think I might be deaf!”
“What are the symptoms?”
“A yellow cartoon family but why is that relevant?”
- How do you win an argument with a deaf person?
Turn off the lights!
- Did you hear the one about the deaf guy?
Neither did he…
- What do you call a deaf writer/illustrator?
Whatever you like, they can’t hear you!
- What’s the best thing about hearing aids?
Turning them off!
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You know what…I actually quite like that last one, it’s almost worth the paper hat!
Have a great Christmas everybody!
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Teresa is a freelance film maker, photographer and full time cynic. At school, she was voted “Most likely to end up in a lunatic asylum”, a fate which has thus far been avoided. Her pet hates are telephones, intercoms and all living things. Follow her on Twitter as @TGarratty
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Robert Mandara
December 18, 2017
I like joke number 4. 🙂
Hartmut Teuber
December 19, 2017
What about the joke:
A doctor is doing a physical exam which includes looking into the ear canal to check up on the wax in the ear. The deaf patient asks the doctor:
“Are you checking if I am still deaf?”