I’m an Untouchable.
No, I’m not a fedora-wearing head of an illegal family firm. I’m being literal – hearies refuse to touch me.
Before I give the wrong impression, I’m always clean, my clothes are always clean, I use deodorant, and my breath is fresh and minty.
I’m hearing-aware enough to refrain from making inappropriate noises from any orifice while in the office… honest.
And I’ve been told that my voice is naturally quiet, so I’m sure I’m not offending their ‘fifth sense’?
Apparently, from conversations with fellow Deafies, I’m not alone in experiencing this.
So how can I persuade (obviously intelligent) hearies to use touch, instead of waving their hands in front of my face?
Sometimes they frantically wave pieces of paper, leaving me being in danger of being hit by flying paperclips. Once I had a work colleague conducting an invisible orchestra with a biro.
I’ve told them that, to get my attention, it is OK (and actually preferable) to tap me on the arm or shoulder, but ironically, this falls on “deaf ears.”
I’m not telling them solely for my own benefit, this is also to stop them from miming exasperated windmills out of my line of vision.
Do Deafie teeth appear dangerous to them? After all, we don’t talk enough to wear our incisors and canines down to a safe length. Surely we don’t bite.
Surely again, in this time and age, they all know that deafness isn’t contagious?
In their defence, there have been one or two hearies – ostensibly the daring and fearless – who have happily tapped me to get me to turn to face them.
Unfortunately I haven’t been able to swivel my chair fast enough to catch the (presumably) horrified looks of the others in the vicinity.
When I asked a long-time colleague why he didn’t want to tap me on the shoulder, his reply was “well, tapping on the shoulder is only one step away from squeezing it.” Interesting.
A couple of times I have tapped hearies on the shoulder – especially when I wasn’t sure how loud the background noise was, for fear of unnecessarily shouting their names – and each time, it was as though their hearts had stopped.
Of course, I immediately start apologising. (The look of terror on their faces on spinning round is quite funny actually – highly
recommended)
Have deaf people’s sense of being touched been dulled after a lifetime of being tapped, prodded, and shoved?
Is tapping a hearing person to get their attention an invasion of their personal space?
What about hearies from other cultures – where touching of the arm conveys deference and respect, do they still clutch their chests after being tapped on the shoulder?
On the flip side, the jolt of electricity we Deafies get on “accidentally” touching our first date’s hand across a restaurant table, do hearies experience this on many orders of magnitude more?
Andy is a fourth-generation Deafie and father of two, masquerading as a senior software engineer for mission control systems and test harnesses. He still doesn’t know the meaning of ‘boredom’, having interests too diverse to list in the space of a few lines(!), although genealogy, history, and culinary pursuits seem to be the recurring ones lately. But his real passion is for Linux while trying his best not to appear evangelical about it. He is still trying not to get arrested when he walks through Gatwick Airport.
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Sam
April 5, 2012
I know exactly what you mean – I always try to make it clear that it’s ok to touch me to get my attention, but I have a new member of staff that will still stand behind me and call my name several times and he’s been in my office for over a year now!!
Ni Gallant (@Ni_Gallant)
April 5, 2012
i totally know what you mean!! even my mum and dad wont tap me to get my attention… my dad still tries to shout my name and my mum wves her hands around :L they do look funny… id never thought about it before but i guess my hearing friends dont go around tapping eachother to get peoples attention. they seem to think its a bit weird… but my deaf friends and i would do it happily!! hmm, weird…
Matt Hearn
April 5, 2012
What’s perplexing is that hearings seem to think we have super peripheral vision akin that of a common fly – frantically trying to get our attention using various objects in their hands behind the deaf person’s head.
Since it’s so illogical way of getting our attention, I sometimes ride it out knowing they’re orchestrating some rock music with the help of reflection on my monitor – perhaps hoping something will click in their heads that I can only see things ahead of me. With a stifled chuckle may I add.
Mick ✯ Canavan
April 5, 2012
Made me laugh…..I guess your experience is a simple cultural difference. It’s true that hearing people in general do not tap or very rarely make contact with other hearing people unless they know them very well..and even then it’s limited. It sounds to me that there may be a psychological explanation of this and may be a good research project (if it ain’t already been done). When i started learning sign language I do remember that there was a real psychological barrier in terms of looking someone in the eyes when communicating. I got over it very quickly and now of course I don’t even notice, but I remember it was an interesting ‘issue’ at the time. Anyway, gotta rush….oh and yeah, there’s always a tingle if you touch someone hand on a first date…..:-)
Stephanie McDermid
April 5, 2012
This is really interesting. I was born hearing and didn’t lose my hearing until I was just 4 months short of becoming a teenager and I hate being tapped on the shoulder to get my attention…
perceptualaudio
April 5, 2012
“Is tapping a hearing person to get their attention an invasion of their personal space?”
Yes, if it’s someone you don’t know well it can certainly be perceived as intrusive or over-familiar and some people are just not comfortable with physical contact generally – often for quite valid reasons.
I remember discussing this with my hearing classmates whilst studying BSL. In the first few classes we all felt a bit uncomfortable with the amount of touching going on, although it didn’t take long to adjust. I wonder if this is a ‘British’ thing rather than a ‘hearing’ thing though? We Brits are not very tactile compared to other cultures.
Anonymous
April 7, 2012
The “reserved British” seems a likely explanation. Another explanation might be the modern message that any “uwanted touching = harassment” and since it can be impossible to judge whether touching will be wanted or not, people abstain from doing so rather than running the risk.
Scott
April 5, 2012
Well, I’d rather somebody waved to get my attention than give me a massive slap in the back big enough to almost knock me off my feet, like the one a Deaf “friend” gave me once. It would have been bad enough if it’d been down the Deaf club, but what made it worse was I was sitting in the middle of a crowded shopping mall.having a lunchtime sandwich at the time… 🙁
Andy Hearn
April 6, 2012
Hah. So what was the sandwich? Bet it was a very wet one!
Lana
April 12, 2012
I know how you felt, One stupid hearing man grabbed my back shoulders suddenly and pretended to push me over the railway platform !! I was shaking with anger and screamed swear words at him.
proudtoliveinpurley
April 6, 2012
I think I know Andrew for a good few years – I don’t think he has touched me to see if I wanted a pint… ;-(
Andy Hearn
April 6, 2012
Either you need to cease hiding, or you’re hearing! 🙂
Mick ✯ Canavan
April 6, 2012
I do remember when my daughter Molly was really young that there was always the danger of having food/paint/or whatever else smeared all over your clothes as she’d want my attention…..always a good way to spot a parent of a Deaf kid…by the trail of food!!! 😉
Lana
April 12, 2012
You will never believe me but it is true. About 20 years ago, I was working in an office room with other 5 women colleagues who were chatting with a pregnant woman who was standing against an open door outside our room. When she left, I asked around who the pregnant woman was? They told me that I was the one who replaced her and that she did not want to come inside because she was afraid that I would make her baby Deaf. I cannot remember what happened afterwards?
Andy Hearn
April 13, 2012
Shocking. Hope your colleagues set her straight!
Richard
April 17, 2012
If you are at work it can be a problem for hearing people to tap or grasp your shoulder as one tends to jump in surprise if too engrossed in work, and that can take hearing people back. It’s happened to me quite a few times. Fortunately my former colleagues became used to this startled reflex.