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Way back in the day, when I was in my early teens, I loved drama and I used to appear in school plays.
I played the part of The King in Joseph and the Technicolour Dreamcoat and Mr Bumble in Oliver. Incredibly, the school let me sing live on stage (those poor hearing people), even though I can’t sing in tune, which might explain why, as time went on, my parts got smaller and smaller.
The highlight for me was playing Knuckles in Bugsy Malone. I was part of Fat Sam’s gang, I had some funny lines, and every night, we would put a cream pie in the face of a different teacher as we walked out through the centre of the audience.
Knuckles’ thing was, obviously, cracking his knuckles. Every time he used to do it, Fat Sam would tell him to knock it off, I’d do an embarrassed face, and the audience would laugh.
Throughout the rehearsals, I had assumed that the sound of Knuckles’ knuckles cracking would be made by using sound effects. But just a a few weeks before we were due to perform the musical, my teacher told me I had to make the sound with my mouth. Without moving my lips.
So I practised clicking every night.
Eventually, after many hours of practice, I found a way of making a clear clicking sound using my tongue and my upper palate, while keeping my lips completely still. Then I found a way of making the sound loud enough for an audience to hear.
Thankfully, I come from a deaf family, otherwise I think they might have gone nuts.
The performance – and my clicking noises – were a success. But the funny thing is that today, nearly 20 years later, I still make that clicking sound – just for a different reason.
The click is my own personal test sound. Like a photographer’s colour test card, it’s my barometer for how well I can hear.
I make the clicking sound every time I put my hearing aids on so I can check that they are set at the right volume. I know exactly how that click should sound, and if it is a bit muffled, too quiet or too loud, I then adjust my hearing aids accordingly, or clean out my ear moulds.
I hadn’t even considered that I do this until last week, when I heard my wife making an intermittent ‘ha’ sound.
It didn’t sound like she was laughing, by the way, it sounded like she was just saying the word “ha” like someone who is sarcastically making the point that they don’t find something funny.
Fortunately, I hadn’t just cracked a dodgy joke – she wasn’t very well and couldn’t hear as well as she usually can.
I soon realised that the ‘ha’ was her making her own test sound, just like my click.
When I mentioned this to her, she expressed surprise that I had heard her making the sound – because it is such a natural thing for her to do.
She then told me that someone she knows says “hello hello hello”as their test sound, which made me laugh.
All of which made me wonder whether this is something that many hearing aid wearers are doing without thinking about the fact that we’re doing it. Do you make a test sound to check whether your hearing aid or cochlear implant is working properly? And what is it? Tell us below…
Charlie Swinbourne is the Editor of Limping Chicken, as well as being a journalist and an award-winning scriptwriter. He writes for the Guardian and BBC Online, and as a scriptwriter, penned the films My Song, Coming Out and Four Deaf Yorkshiremen.
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LJ.
February 8, 2015
Yes! definitely, always done this with a ‘barr barr barrrrrr’. It is done fast because 9 times out of ten, the aid/s are working as expected but if such time something does not sound right then the ‘barr barr barrrrrr’ is slowed right down to make time for investigation and or adjustment. In my earlier days of my cochlea implant I remember using a ‘shh shhhhhhhh’ high pitch test sound as I was then able to hear high frequencies but funnily enough I am now back to my established ‘barr barr barrrrr’ mainly I guess for my remaining conventional hearing aid opposite ear to the cochlear implanted ear. Funny old World innit.
LJ.
February 8, 2015
…Just to add to my previous comment. I remember when I was at deaf schools during the seventies. All my mates used to have their own ‘test sounds’ it was a dawn chorus of test sounds usually after having washed and getting dress most would then put on hearing aids or instruments as they are now called, sigh! There would be the classic ‘123’ or ‘bab bab bab’ ‘Hello Hello’ etc. I would guess that probably every hearing aid user uses some form of personal hearing aid test as such. It’s funny thinking back on it, never thought about this before at all.
Natalya D
February 8, 2015
I used to be able to do a whistle from low to high and back again to test my old BAHA wasn’t distorting as faults and low battery tended to manifest as distortions at specific frequencies. Audiology got used to me turning up and saying distortion at XHz and all the multiples or it and giving them a written fault report.
Can’t do it with my new digital BAHA (I didn’t go digital till 2011) cos it does digital sound-meddling things so the test sounds distorted even with a working hearing aid. Whistling is hideously painful to be around as is some kinds of high pitched singing which it just can’t process; the microwave beep gets all dischordant so sounds like 2 out of tune noises together.. This BAHA is not “programmable” so there’s not a lot I can do about it as I already have the “meddle with your hearing” modes as low as they’ll go much to the perplexion of audiologists… I just live with having to turn it off with some sounds and trying not to strangle hearies who wander around whistling.
I also have a brain-working test of remembering some sequences of stuff to check I’m not dead after general anaesthetics.
Alex
February 8, 2015
In my case, the hearing check sound became involuntary – Tourette syndrome. Maybe worth checking this as an issue for article, might be interesting!
Tashi Bradford
February 8, 2015
Mine is simply “ba-ba-ba”. Now I feel a little sheepish.
eileen
February 8, 2015
I do the “are you there?, hello-hello-hello-, can you hear me? thing. Silly, but I can easily identify if the aids are working right.
Justin K
February 8, 2015
As a kid, I would make a couple small cough-like sounds. 😛 I was also very, very embarrassed by my ‘ears’, and would either not wear them, or before/in school, I’d go to a bathroom to put them in/change batteries/troubleshoot, etc.
Irene
February 9, 2015
During my hearing aid days I used to do ‘testing testing 123′, because that was how I did sound test when I was in school and active in students’ theatre. Now that I got my cochlear implant (progressive hearing loss into adulthood), I do a lot of ‘shh’ and ‘sss’ sounds. I have never been able to hear those high frequency sounds with my hearing aids and hearing these sounds has been one of the coolest things about my CI. I am quite paranoid of not hearing those high frequencies sounds.
Thank you for this post. It made me laugh.
Cathy
February 10, 2015
I had to smile at this story, because I have always checked if my hearing aids work by saying: “one, two, three, go, go!” When my son was a toddler he used to pick this up and mimic it! He made me laugh copying me. I have never ever thought that anyone else would have this “check up for hearing aids” so its really nice to know I have not been alone all these years…….!
Kazzie
April 1, 2015
Upon awakening every morning, I do this “hello hello” when I put my hearing-aid on, without fail. 🙂