I just laughed. It seemed to work though as he chuckled back at me then wandered off.
It was an old guy who had said something randomly to me as I pushed my daughter’s buggy. She had stared at him straight-faced as he walked by so he murmured something witty/sarcastic/humorous/who knows…
The truth is I didn’t have a clue what he said.
So I laughed. And it worked. Phew.
More often than not I will say the usual “I’m deaf can you say that again?” But it takes effort and patience to lipread and on this particular occasion I bluffed my response for the sake of some energy.
I cringe when I recollect the times that “winging it” when it comes to lip reading didn’t work.
Getting chatted up in nightclubs was always a nightmare, guessing the questions in the dark…
To my hearing friends, it was hilarious (thanks guys) but they – like my deaf buddies – urged me to be straight up and out with my deafness. That way I’d filter out the people that had no patience for my lipreading and save my time anyway.
Truth be told, I’m not a bad lipreader. Once my eyes are hooked onto a lip pattern and I’ve worked out an accent, and the general rhythm or speed of the speech I can usually manage okay. But reading lips isn’t a science, there’s an awful lot of guess work, intuition and filling-the-gaps.
But seeing as I got myself some new specs to help my short sightedness I’ve been having a ball lip reading people from afar. I’m not talking about miles away, that’s just daft.
But if you see me with my glasses on and deep in concentration, I’m probably “eye-wigging” a conversation that’s happening around me. If hearing people can ear-wig, I’ll do the deaf equivalent!
I find it so interesting how some people are naturally easier to lipread than others. I tend to gravitate towards those who speak a little more animatedly as they’re easier to read but at the other end of the scale I stay away from those who pointedly exaggerate and change their lip patterns for my ‘benefit.’
If you’re hearing and you’re reading this you’re probably thinking so speak clearly but not too clearly, huh?! So I’ll clarify. My fave pointers for being lipreader friendly are as follows:
- Positioning matters. We don’t lipread sideways, it’s face on. So always stand in the direction of the lipreader. And avoid standing in front of a window, mirror or direct sunlight, you’ll just get scowls, squinty eyes and lipreaders struggling to follow you.
- As mentioned earlier, don’t be too random. Blurting out “drinks?!” can be read as “ring? Rick? Rig?” So putting it into a sentence “do you fancy coming for a few drinks” with the universal *drink* gesture is massively helpful!
- Keep a nice and steady pace. I have a friend with a broad Black Country accent who I can lipread fine 80% of the time. But the other 20% of the time he becomes overexcited or eager to tell a joke and it all gets lost in a –
ohmygoodnessyouaresogoingtolau ghatthis – blur. We lipreaders might be good but ninjas we ain’t. So relax, speak casually and give us some warning if a jokes coming… - Please do not over emphasise words. Not only does it make you look silly but it blurs the consonants and natural rhythm of the words that we are accustomed to seeing everyday. The only times I’m comfortable at seeing exaggerated words is when I’m being told a number or a price… “Is that 9.99 or nineTEEN 99?”
- Lastly – making things visual really helps. I don’t expect everyone I meet to be proficient at sign but if you’re in regular company of a lipreader it would be doing them a favour to use universal signs that pretty much everyone can guess. Numbers can be shown, areas pointed to, and things can be written down. Before having a meeting or gathering, if the lipreader has some prep/notes beforehand this can make a world of difference by anticipating what’s to come.
I love how lipreading means I can tell my Dad what the footballer is really saying when he’s yelling at the referee but there’s no sound on the telly… And it’s fun (though admittedly very nosey) to lipread other mums at playgroups chatting when I’m sat on my tod.
But there’s an awful lot of time when I do – like the case of the elderly gentleman – just guess what’s being said. So next time you nod or smile in clueless wonder at what someone’s said but you haven’t the time nor energy to clarify… You’re very much not alone.
Lipreaders, I salute you.
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Rebecca Anne Withey is a freelance writer with a background in Performing Arts & Holistic health.
She is also profoundly deaf, a sign language user and pretty great lipreader.
Her holistic practices and qualifications include Mindfulness, Professional Relaxation Therapy, Crystal Therapy and Reiki.
She writes on varied topics close to her heart in the hope that they may serve to inspire others.
samthornesite
February 20, 2017
I have painful memories of a date many years ago, when I was walking along and lipreading, and therefore didn’t spot the unmanned manhole outside McDonald’s. I plummeted six feet and was lucky to get away with a twisted ankle and bruised forehead from whacking myself against the ladder reaching down to the first ledge. My less-than-chivalrous date not only developed a fit of the giggles but also had the gall to complain about leaning down a smelly hole to pull me out!
Not my finest hour.
Leigh
February 20, 2017
Hurrah for lip reading and the skill of lip readers! I lip read for added ‘sound’ if that makes sense! It fills in the gaps. And my reliance on LR bites me on the bum when we have to wear masks at work 😷😩. Very interesting! As a person born with moderate hearing loss I have been lip reading forever, I wondered how beneficial a lip reading class would be? Or indeed to teach lip reading? That would be fun. Loving the posts Rebecca-Anne Withey: thanks.
Martyn
February 20, 2017
As a lip reader from as far back as I can remember, this is very much a survival skill, honed over many years.
Like most deaf people, I have many stories about conversations which went off at a tangent or ended in frustration or confusion. What I found interesting was when I was tested during a cochlear assessment in 2014. The test was to listen to a single male voice, with no background noise. Test 1 was just the voice (no visuals) with both hearing aids in. I scored 7%. Test 2 was to see the man talking (face on) but with no hearing aids. This time I scored 35%. Test 3 the same but with my left aid in. I scored 90%. Test 4 the same but with my right hearing aid instead of left. I scored 60%.
In the real world, that measly 7% might be even lower, so it underlined how vital the art of lipreading is to me. Spreading awareness of this skill and how to help those who rely on it is always a good thing, so thanks for the article.
Barb
February 21, 2017
I am a lifetime lipreader, also. People are shocked that I can’t hear without my hearing aids and my speech is way above average for my 90% hearing loss. Dating was a disaster for me. Like Martyn said, lipreading has been a lifeline through out my life.
Hartmut
February 21, 2017
let me give you an ASL proverb (i didnt get it from a fortune cookie)
Lipreading requires mindreading.