The mortgage ‘consultant’ (from my current lender) had already done her best to wind me up in a string of increasingly tense email exchanges.
There were the numerous typos, the confusing language and gems such as “I hope this email receives you well” – I’ve never been received by an email in my life – and “I’m passionate about making sure that any members to which I meet with are full (sic) safeguarded.” (“She’s trying to flog you insurance,” one friend remarked drily.)
Cassandra (let’s call her that) also said that she knew “I was flat out with work commitments”, evidently having a greater knowledge of my generally workshy workload than I do myself, despite knowing no more about me than what the Big Building Society’s computer could tell her.
Gritting my teeth and nobly swatting away the various irritations, I explained that I’d have to meet face-to-face, as my cloth ears couldn’t cope with a phone conversation.
Then she dropped the ‘not a problem’ bomb, replying that my hearing was “not an issue”.
My reply? “I don’t want to come over all militant deaf but why would it be an issue if I can’t hear?”
Now, to be fair, Cassandra sounded mortified when she replied, and was really only following what seems to be a trend. You only have to step into PC World and say you want a new laptop for the sales assistant to trill “Not a problem!” (Surely it would be more of a problem if people didn’t come into the store looking to upgrade their computers?)
But I’ve found this response particularly prevalent when I’ve mentioned it in relation to my hearing loss. The main reason I find ‘not a problem’ exactly that is because there is absolutely no reason why it should be an issue.
I am one of many millions of people who can’t hear well, after all, and it really won’t be a big deal, and I will be fine, if you just speak a bit more slowly and clearly. I am hard of hearing, not stupid. So why not just say “OK” to show you understand I have a hearing loss?
This has happened so often and in so many places, in person and by email, that I’ve started asking people for their specific reasons as to what could be problematic for them, or indeed anyone else. It’s not a problem for me, I want to say, I’m terribly sorry, is it a problem for you? Or are you merely creating a problem where none needs to exist?
It seems I am not alone in my frustration. I put out a call on (where else?) Facebook about this. Vicky McDermott, who is hard of hearing and from Manchester, responded: “It takes courage and confidence to say ‘I’m sorry, I can’t actually hear you.’ I know ‘It’s not a problem’ really means ‘Oh… erm…I don’t know what to say about that…’ I think, don’t say anything. Just let me see your lips while you speak – otherwise you’re wasting both our time.”
Meanwhile a Rosalie Elston said: “I find it highly annoying, especially when you ask them to repeat themselves and you find most times they tend to pull a face or roll their eyes and mutter under their breath that it doesn’t matter! Or the over-exaggerated hand gestures…”
Not that everyone agreed with me.
Martin Rowe said: “I think you’re attacking the wrong target here. The fact is that in many circumstances it can be a problem to interact with hearing people, especially if they are unaware of our disability. So this is why you tell them of your deafness. Now they are aware, they are politely letting us know that they will make an extra effort to ensure that it won’t be a problem. Please don’t criticise them for that!
“A bigger issue is when we ask someone to repeat something, and they cannot be bothered so they say ‘Never mind, it wasn’t important’.”
One David Yarnell even went as far as to say: “So if someone says it’s not a problem you get annoyed? Excuse me while I play the smallest violin in the world!”
But I was genuinely pleased that not everyone agreed with me. Not a problem.
Read more of Juliet’s articles for us here. Juliet England does freelance social media and PR work for cSeeker.
breakinglooseblog
May 24, 2018
Try going to the funeral of your much loved brother and having most of the family ignore you after struggling to hear the spoken words. Happened to me yesterday. Tears and anger. Thank goodness my husband and son were there to support me.
Juliet England
May 24, 2018
I am so sorry to hear this, that sounds awful. Sympathy, Juliet
Bestendeavours
May 24, 2018
“Not an issue” or “not a problem” – is it possible that she was trying to be helpful and indicate that she is grateful for the information and of course would happily accommodate your needs. It may have been said with best intentions .
I have often said something that has come out wrong and relieved the receiver didn’t take it the wrong way. You may call me tactless but I can assure you it’s not intentional .
These days expressions like “not a problem” are similar to “have a nice day ” or “how are you feeling ” …they convey a sense of whatever.. but are not always meant to be taken literally .
This is just a personal perspective and not necessarily correct .
Beatrice
May 25, 2018
I find the typos and bad syntax a lot more irritating than the ‘not a problem’ answer. To me, when you’re saying: ‘I can’t have a phone conversation so we will have to meet in person’, it could easily be interpreted as ‘I know it would be quicker and easier to ring you but it is not possible’ therefore your interlocutor indicating that it is not a problem is just their way of telling you that they are happy to meet you in person. You are highlighting the need for a different arrangement, she is telling you she will comply. I find it is a very British thing to be extra mindful of not offending people in any way. So much so that these sort of expressions have become the norm. I could of course be wrong, but I don’t believe using the ‘not a problem’ expression conveys anything offensive or condescending in the situation you described.
Vera
May 25, 2018
I’m with Martin Rowe here. “Not a problem” is just a modern, polite way of saying “OK”. Indeed I positively like it; it feels friendly and helpful.